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Man Not Sexist, He Just Doesn’t Like Films By Alice Guy-Blaché, Amy Heckerling, Ana Lily Armipour, Ava Duvernay, Agnès Varda, Barbara Kopple, Barbra Streisand, Céline Sciamma...

While failing to understand the point of Fight Club during yet another rewatch, Cincinnati native Michael Burnes...

Man Watching Movie On Phone Blissfully Unaware David Lynch About to Bust His Kneecaps

POMONA, Calif. — Famed surrealist director David Lynch is in custody today after allegedly bashing a Pomona...

Outgoing Trump Department of Education Reclassifies Ned’s School Survival Guide

WASHINGTON — In yet another controversial measure coming from the Trump Administration during its final days...

YA Series Requires 10 Years High School Experience to Play High Schooler

BURBANK, Calif. — Seeking hot, but not necessarily talented new talent, upcoming YA series The Love Diaries has put...

STUDY Finds 95% of Supporting Actor Oscars Used as Emergency Plungers

NEW YORK — Researchers at New York University Department of Cinema Studies have found that 95% of Best Supporting...

Werner Herzog Unfazed By Ghost Living in His Bathroom

LOS ANGELES – Renowned filmmaker Werner Herzog has continued to live his life completely unbothered...

Bruce Willis Ejected From CVS For Refusing to Wear Shoes While Tracking Bloody Feet Through Candy Aisle

LOS ANGELES — A haggard, wild-eyed Bruce Willis was removed from a CVS on Tuesday after entering the store without...

Study Finds Humans Swallow At Least 8 Ant Mans While Sleeping Every Year

SAN FRANCISCO — Finally diagnosing mysterious gastrointestinal issues endemic to the United States, an explosive...

Audience Throws Subpoenas at Screen During Midnight Screening of ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’

FORT WAYNE, In. — Fans of the movie Home Alone 2: Lost In New York were treated to a midnight screening event at the...

Death Eaters Warn Harry Potter Destroying Horcruxes Will Further Divide Wizarding World

LONDON — Following the attempted overthrow of the Ministry of Magic in the name of Lord Voldemort, Death Eaters...

Man Shocked Woman Has Heard Of Cult Classic 'Eraserhead' By Oscar-Nominated Director David Lynch

LOS ANGELES — Aspiring creative director Benji Marcus nearly dropped his kombucha on his vinyl collection after...