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Late Night Television Permanently Suspends The Joker From Talk Show Appearances Due To Risk Of Further Incitement Of Violence

GOTHAM — After years of giving widely-known-to-be-dangerous comic book villain The Joker an unmoderated megaphone...

Indie Trailer Prominently Features Hand-Held Shot Of Person Gliding Their Hand Through A Field Of Wheat At Golden Hour Under Intertitles Of Critics Describing Film As “Powerful” and “Intimate”

SALT LAKE CITY — The first official trailer for upcoming independent film “Glistening Reverie at Daybreak” captivated...

Scientists Warn If Unchecked, Pete Davidson Could Spread to 300 Movies By 2025

NEW YORK — After months of frantically crunching the numbers, a team of top scientists from NYU went public early...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Unveils Plan For Releasing ‘The Green Knight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a fiery speech on the House floor Monday morning, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...

Report: Austin Powers Hot

LONDON — Displacing Timothee Chalamet from his short tenure as “hottest boy,” Hollywood found its newest heartthrob...

Mel Gibson Vows To Never Work With Woody Allen For The Wrong Reasons

LOS ANGELES – During a cigar-filled appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience earlier this week, disgraced actor Mel...

HALO Jumping Ethan Hunt Starting To Think Undercover Mission As “Tom Cruise” Has Gone Too Far

PARIS – Scrambling to reconnect his oxygen tank before performing a High-Altitude, Low Opening jump into stormy Parisian

Michael Bay's Family Reunion Fails Bechdel Test

MIAMI – Despite the presence of half a dozen women, Michael Bay’s annual family reunion picnic failed the Bechdel...