AUTHOR:

Sarah Cassell

Sarah Cassell has written for Mrs Thackery’s 11th grade English class

ARTICLES

Fuck, Sitcom You Watched To Get Your Mind Off Of Things Just Got Really Sad

BOISE, Idaho — Throwing a depressing curveball at its audience, the quirky sitcom that you started watching to take...

‘I Totally Relate To Nomadland,’ Says Wealthy Van-Lifer With 100k Followers

YOSEMITE, Calif. — 24-year-old van-lifer, influencer, and yearslong recipient of her parents’ financial support Ella...

Woman Ages 20 Years Deciding What To Watch On Netflix

DES MOINES, Iowa — Former 23-year-old woman Grace Joyce aged 20 years during her search for a new television show or...

Report: 'Emily In Paris' Nominated For Golden Globe Because That's Where We're At As A Country, We Guess?

UNITED STATES —- Pop culture historians released a report early this morning attributing Netflix hit Emily in Paris'...

Man Not Sexist, He Just Doesn’t Like Films By Alice Guy-Blaché, Amy Heckerling, Ana Lily Armipour, Ava Duvernay, Agnès Varda, Barbara Kopple, Barbra Streisand, Céline Sciamma...

While failing to understand the point of Fight Club during yet another rewatch, Cincinnati native Michael Burnes...

Death Eaters Warn Harry Potter Destroying Horcruxes Will Further Divide Wizarding World

LONDON — Following the attempted overthrow of the Ministry of Magic in the name of Lord Voldemort, Death Eaters...