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NYU Tisch Announces New Program That Doesn't Involve Watching 'Rashomon' 6 Times

NEW YORK – New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts unveiled a revolutionary new film program which takes the...

Ridley Scott Accused of Promoting Unrealistic Beauty Standards After Announcing Xenomorph Will Be Digitally De-Aged In Next ‘Alien’ Film

LOS ANGELES — Oscar-winning director Ridley Scott came under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards after...

Man Announces Plan To Turn Weird Dream Into Terrible Screenplay

CHICAGO — Film student Hugh Andrews told friends and followers on social media Thursday morning that he will be...

Michael Mann Announces ‘Heat’ Prequels ‘Salt’, ‘Fat’, and ‘Acid'

LOS ANGELES – Acclaimed director Michael Mann announced Tuesday morning that the long-awaited prequels to his heist...

Zack Snyder Announces New Film After Discovering Second Leonard Cohen Song

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Filmmaker Zack Snyder has reportedly begun working on a new cinematic project after discovering...

Hyperrealistic Teen Drama Features Scene Where Kids Smoke Out Of Apple At “ The Spot”

LOS ANGELES — Audiences were stunned by the laser-accuracy of the pilot of Euphoria creator Sam Levinson's most...

Man's DVD Collection 90% Ironic

LEBANON, Tenn. — Local film enthusiast Jeffrey Morrison came to the stunning realization earlier this week that of...

Horror Movie Dog Can’t Believe He Has To Die For This Family

SALEM, Mass. — In sharp deviation from the strict haunted house pet guidelines, the Roscoe family’s German Shepherd...

Authorities Warn Of Men With Wire-Framed Glasses Telling You To Download Letterboxd

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For the first time in over a year, federal officials have issued an all-points bulletin warning...

Roger Deakins Swears This Is The Last Wedding He Tapes

AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Oscar and BAFTA award-winning cinematographer Sir Roger Deakins has reportedly decided that...

Woman Running A Bath Definitely Isn’t About To Get Murdered

MADISON, Wis. — Looking to wind down after a long day, girl next door Debbie Casper ran a bath Thursday evening...

Yikes, Guy Just Said 'Cinema'

CHICAGO — A lighthearted post-screening discussion of Wonder Woman 1984 ended abruptly last night after film student...