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Experts No Closer To Determining Why Jared Leto Standing Outside Your Window Every Night

LOS ANGELES — Despite years of research, experts have come no closer to determining why award-winning actor-musician...

Sad Director Hires Phoebe Bridgers To Write Sad Song For Sad Movie

SAD CITY — Ashing a cigarette on a tear-soaked manuscript in celebration, a forlorn Charlie Kaufman finalized...

Report: 'Emily In Paris' Nominated For Golden Globe Because That's Where We're At As A Country, We Guess?

UNITED STATES —- Pop culture historians released a report early this morning attributing Netflix hit Emily in Paris'...

Clifford Euthanized Following Deadly Car Accident

BIRDWELL ISLAND, Mass. — Dog whisperers across the country mourned Friday morning as beloved giganto-viszla Clifford...

AMC Stocks Soar After Announcement They Finally Fixed The Other Escalator

NEW YORK — Shares in AMC Entertainment were up nearly 300% today, a huge gain for the company that analysts are...

YA Series Requires 10 Years High School Experience to Play High Schooler

BURBANK, Calif. — Seeking hot, but not necessarily talented new talent, upcoming YA series The Love Diaries has put...

Werner Herzog Unfazed By Ghost Living in His Bathroom

LOS ANGELES – Renowned filmmaker Werner Herzog has continued to live his life completely unbothered...

Death Eaters Warn Harry Potter Destroying Horcruxes Will Further Divide Wizarding World

LONDON — Following the attempted overthrow of the Ministry of Magic in the name of Lord Voldemort, Death Eaters...

Late Night Television Permanently Suspends The Joker From Talk Show Appearances Due To Risk Of Further Incitement Of Violence

GOTHAM — After years of giving widely-known-to-be-dangerous comic book villain The Joker an unmoderated megaphone...

Every 'Fast & Furious' Movie, Ranked By How Accurately They Predicted Vin Diesel Would Total My Brand New Hyundai Elantra

When The Fast and the Furious came out in 2001 no one could have ever predicted that the franchise would become one...

Review: 'World War Z' Does Not Explain The Other 25 World Wars Well At All

Film is a medium often used to explore the horrors of war, and the effects global scale conflicts can have on a...

Michael Bay's Family Reunion Fails Bechdel Test

MIAMI – Despite the presence of half a dozen women, Michael Bay’s annual family reunion picnic failed the Bechdel...