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Movie Has Kony Poster To Inform Viewer It's A Period Piece

SAN DIEGO — Despite mindlessly scrolling twitter during her usual Friday night movie, San Diego High School senior...

Woman Ages 20 Years Deciding What To Watch On Netflix

DES MOINES, Iowa — Former 23-year-old woman Grace Joyce aged 20 years during her search for a new television show or...

Aaron Sorkin's Suez Canal Screenplay Just 300 Pages Of White People Talking

PORT SAID, Egypt — After increasing chatter from industry experts, Aaron Sorkin announced Wednesday that he's...

'Black Swan' Is A Classic Worth The $20 iTunes Purchase If You're Willing To Risk Accidentally Telling Your Family You're Bisexual

Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan is an intense, calculated thriller about the cut-throat world of professional ballet...

Man Says He Has Headache When Husband Asks Him To Have ‘Sex and the City’ Marathon

DENVER – Zain Maroun and Omero Pugliesi’s romantic Saturday date night in failed to go as planned after Maroun...

Hundreds Injured After Warner Bros. Scatters Banana Peels Around L.A. In 'Godzilla Vs. Kong' Marketing Stunt

LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles emergency rooms were overwhelmed this week with broken tailbones as hundreds of residents...

New Netflix Feature Notifies You If One Of The Actors On Screen Is A Scientologist

NEW YORK — In a desperate move to compete with Amazon Prime’s X-Ray tool, Netflix announced a new feature Thursday...

Freddy Krueger Wishes His Ex-Girlfriend Would Stop Dreaming About Him

SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Chugging his fifth coffee of the day, powerful phantasmagoric serial killer Freddy Krueger...

Male Coming-Of-Age Director Deeply Overestimates How Much Blood Comes Out Of Period

LOS ANGELES — Filming has begun for Dirk Harwood's poignant new coming-of-age story Tidal, in which a young tween...

Minor Fender Bender Lobotomizes Herbie

LOS ANGELES — While relaxing in The Valley at the Encino Clean-o Express Car Wash, NASCAR-winning sentient car Herbie...

Vince Vaughn On How He Prepared for ‘Wedding Crashers’ By Spending His Whole Life Being A Pretty Shitty Guy

For a regrettable period in the mid-2000’s, few movie actors were enjoying more commercial success than Vince Vaughn...

Batman And Friends Make Bad Guy Go Bye Bye In Zack Snyder's Square Movie

Mr. Zack Snyder has sure done it again. There’s another movie online and in theaters, but this time, it’s one that...